Pale IS the new tan

At least Dita Von Teese Says so.

A lot of girls spend hours and hours, not to mention so much money, on getting that perfect "sexy" tan. You know, that perfect tan that will make all the boys go oooh, and other girls wish they could have. You could equate the sexiness of a perfect summer tan to the sexiness of burlesque dancing.
Because every guy wags his tongue at Dita Von Teese, and girls wish they could move and seduce like her.
Except Dita Von Teese is very anti-tan.
She avoids the sun at all costs, knowing the danger it can be. The ultra-seductive woman doesn't just stop at a good sunblock and a wide-brim hat, which she mysteriously makes fashionable. No, the temptress goes as far as bringing UV-proof curtains with her where ever she goes. She avoids foods that act as catalysts for the sun, and she won't even use hotel pools during the day.
This lady is devoted to avoiding the sun. With good reason too. Von Teese knows that gravity and time will inevitably take its toll on her body eventually. She doesn't want to accelerate nature though.
"My worst fear is looking down and seeing brown, wrinkly cleavage. It will get white and wrinkly, but there is no need to rush it," she says.


Meaning, Dita Von Teese is my new heroine. =)

Maybe I'll find more of these vixens that support my cause in life: making pale beautiful.