Vodka is the Best Stuff on Earth

Here's the proof that vodka is probably the most useful stuff on earth.

When reading, please disregard the fact that in many instances, vodka is used as a cleaning agent, which isn't a good sign about our consumption of it.

My particular favorite is the fact that you can use it to clean up vomit. Hopefully, by the time you need it for that purpose, you still have some in the bottle. I also think that it's ironic that the probable cause of the vomit is also the cleaner.